me n my turtle boyfriend

  1. me: wow ur so hard
  2. him: that me shell

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

billyjojo:

keethrichards:

oh my god 

it feels like i was never supposed to see this it’s like forbidden or something 

foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

troyesivan:

marcuslovesmyface:

Omfg Troye I can’t even explain how much I am laughing rn

i wonder if ill ever go a day without completely embarrassing myself

fangirl221b:

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

troyesivan:

i was such a baby in school like the one time the teacher shouted at me i teared up sooo hard